1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Tahir Abbas | Wah Cantt | 0345-5094502 2 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,200 Okay. Money Laundering 101. 3 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:25,290 Say you come across a suitcase with five million bucks in it. 4 00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:27,510 What would you buy? 5 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:30,920 A yacht? A mansion? A sports car? 6 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,130 Sorry. The IRS won't let you buy anything of value with it. 7 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,280 So you better get that money into the banking system. 8 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:43,990 But here's the problem. That dirty money is too clean. 9 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:45,810 Looks like it just came out of a bank vault. 10 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:48,240 You gotta age it up. Crumple it. 11 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:50,870 Drag it through the dirt. Run it over with your car. 12 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:53,190 Anything to make it look like it's been around the block. 13 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:58,000 Next, you need a cash business. 14 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:59,830 Something pleasant and joyful... 15 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,800 with books that are easily manipulated. 16 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,120 No credit card receipts, etcetera. 17 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:13,420 You mix the five million with the cash from the joyful business. 18 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:20,430 That mixture goes from an American bank... 19 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:26,020 to a bank from any country that doesn't have to listen to the IRS. 20 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:30,400 It then goes into a standard checking account... and voilà. 21 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,000 All you need is access to one of over three million terminals, 22 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:36,570 because your work is done. 23 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,570 Your money's clean. 24 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:41,960 It's as legitimate as anybody else's. 25 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:40,340 Hi. 26 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,810 What? You don't recognize me without my tits in your face? 27 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,650 How's it going, Raven? 28 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,770 Actually, my name's Margaret. 29 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,060 - You got that pay stub? - Yeah. 30 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,270 Great. 31 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:11,930 Are they all like this? With no company name? Just a number? 32 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,000 Mm-hmm. 33 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,800 - What about the safe? - It's in the office. 34 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:21,150 - You sure? - Yeah. 35 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,480 It's black, made of steel. 36 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:26,100 Has one of those dials you turn, like on my high school locker. 37 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,100 There you go. 38 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,600 So, where to? 39 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:37,860 - What do you mean? - I'm supposed to fuck you now, right? 40 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:41,150 Oh, no. Mm-mm. 41 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,000 - What, suck you off? - No, we're good. 42 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:47,370 Can you give that to the waiter for me, please? 43 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:55,380 It closed. Forty over asking. 44 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,960 Jonah was born in that house. 45 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:02,480 And Charlotte was born in another one. We sold that, too. 46 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:05,590 You sentimentalize property, you can kiss profits goodbye. 47 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,320 I've been thinking about this a lot. 48 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,850 And I... I know that we're not in the best... 49 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,830 I know that trust isn't at its, you know, zenith. 50 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,360 Spit it out, Wendy. 51 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:23,710 If we were to unsentimentally consider how to protect this little nest egg, 52 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:27,170 for the sake of the kids, given that the feds have been to our house... 53 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,740 Are you saying you wanna put the assets in your name? 54 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:33,720 - Seems like the smart thing to do. - That's never gonna happen. 55 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,000 If you get arrested, they can freeze everything. 56 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,130 That's not gonna happen, either. 57 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:43,880 What if I, uh... What if we... did something with the money? 58 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,380 Maybe real estate? 59 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:48,570 - Real estate. - As an investment. 60 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,240 Wendy, I'm trying to save our fucking lives here, 61 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,640 not help your new career. 62 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:34,230 Does it hurt? 63 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,060 What? 64 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:41,730 Dying. 65 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,440 Life hurts. 66 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:48,070 Last year, a 12-year-old kid from my school died. 67 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,330 He had cancer. 68 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:53,630 Well... 69 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:56,710 "We're born astride the grave." 70 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,510 - You know what that means? - No. 71 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,750 Sit down. 72 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:08,690 It means... 73 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,840 that we're... 74 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:13,400 all dying the minute we're born. 75 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:14,770 Goes fast. 76 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,680 Don't waste it. 77 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,270 Don't waste it. 78 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,530 Would you die without that oxygen? 79 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,240 Hey, I don't know. 80 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,700 Am I dead yet? 81 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,120 Hmm? 82 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,500 Yeah. 83 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,130 Wanna try? 84 00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:58,310 It's cold. 85 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:48,290 ♪ I had a house up on a hill With a little garden... ♪ 86 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,210 Eduardo, Eduardo... 87 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,450 Excuse me. 88 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,670 Uh, listen. 89 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:54,920 I hear you. 90 00:07:54,950 --> 00:07:56,750 Whoo! 91 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,840 Yeah. 92 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:03,010 - Uh, listen, Eduardo... Sí, sí. - Not bad. Not bad. 93 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,330 Yeah. Sí. Sí, sí, sí. 94 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,060 Uh-huh. Well, uh... 95 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:11,980 Could you represent me in a deal? 96 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:13,100 Um... 97 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:17,680 Would that constitute a conflict of interest? 98 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,430 No? 99 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:22,690 Gracias, amigo. 100 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:23,980 Okay. 101 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:29,580 Uh, Charlotte, um, any chance you can throw on a windbreaker or something? 102 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,870 - It's 94 degrees outside. - Yeah, well, if it's readers you're after, 103 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,630 why don't you put some Shakespeare on your ass? 104 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,880 Well, that's smart. You know, it's 2017, Dad. 105 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,710 It's not okay to slut-shame. 106 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:41,540 Well, it's not okay to wear, you know, Jonah's shorts. 107 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:43,750 Unbelievable. 108 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:48,010 What's that about you needing a lawyer? 109 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,770 Don't know what you're talking about. 110 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,920 I didn't know you spoke Spanish. 111 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:54,840 Uh, three years in high school. 112 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:57,050 Sounded pretty fluent to me. 113 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,760 Mr. Azria was a real ballbuster. 114 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:05,490 - So, Chicago. That makes you a Cubs fan? - Yeah, proudly. 115 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,280 Lifelong affliction, or just since it got fashionable? 116 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:10,080 Uh... 117 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:12,830 I grew up in, uh, in South Bend and... 118 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:16,630 kinda came with the territory, you know, like... God and football. 119 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,950 - Mm. - And football. 120 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:24,840 - Well, I was raised to hate the Cubs. - And I was raised to hate the Cardinals. 121 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:27,510 Fifty bucks says Cards beats the Cubs in this weekend's series. 122 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:30,500 Okay, you're on. 123 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,550 Hey! She's 15, asshole! 124 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,690 Shut down. 125 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:42,280 Come on, honey, sit down. Over there. 126 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,950 - All right. - Be right there, babe. 127 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:49,030 ♪ I walked on the dark side Of everyone's everyday floor ♪ 128 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:55,460 - Langmore. - ♪ And wondrous fairies ♪ 129 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:59,280 ♪ They walk through the crack In the door ♪ 130 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,130 Who were you just texting? 131 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:11,250 Why's that any of your business? 132 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:15,300 'Cause that's what this place is. It's... it's my business. 133 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:21,360 Did you know, um, last week, after the O'Connors came in for brunch, 134 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:24,900 that they got home to find out that they were without jewelry, 135 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:27,020 TV, stereo equipment? 136 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,240 No? 137 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:32,870 Well, I know you're only a... a dishwasher, 138 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:36,160 but just so we're clear here, um... 139 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:39,790 people have certain expectations when they come to a place like this, okay? 140 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,630 They want clean silverware. 141 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,670 They want unlimited refills on their coffee. 142 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,840 And they wanna know that, when they are done eating 143 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:50,750 and they come home, all their shit is still gonna be there. 144 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,170 She's a fucking thief. 145 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,150 Hello? 146 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,850 How's my money, Marty? 147 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:10,450 Um, it's good. 148 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,400 Uh, it's better than expected. It's starting to move. 149 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,650 I haven't even seen a million yet. 150 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,460 So when you say "It's starting to move," 151 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:20,740 what do you mean, like, it's... Check is in the mail? 152 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:25,920 Uh, you're gonna have, um, 500 small in 48 hours. 153 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:30,680 The deal was eight large, okay? This is feeling like a slow trickle. 154 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:33,680 You know, it's not even, uh, Fourth of July. So... 155 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,500 Ah, American Independence Day. 156 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,390 That's right. 157 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,170 You know what else comes in July? 158 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,150 - Uh, I don't, no. - My birthday. 159 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,260 You wanna know what I want for my birthday? 160 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,970 - No. - I want a good night's sleep... 161 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,140 a good shit... 162 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:53,270 and several million clean from you. 163 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,030 I can help with the last. 164 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,980 Just admit it, Marty. You're fucked. 165 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:03,200 We're gonna kill your family, gently, and be done with all this madness. 166 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:08,760 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say to that. 167 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,750 This is your clinical trial. 168 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:15,180 This is your experiment and, truth be told, I don't like experiments. 169 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,290 They constipate me. 170 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,770 Just trust me. 171 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,730 No, Marty, I used to trust you. Now I don't know. 172 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,430 Hello? 173 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,100 Ruth, can I talk to you? 174 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,610 Let's go to my office. 175 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:48,620 - Want to rent the boat tomorrow? - Yeah! Sounds like fun! 176 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,750 Nice. 177 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,350 Like a... like a serial killer's lair. 178 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,310 - I have a job for you. - I thought I already had a job. 179 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:05,380 There's a safe in Bobby Dean's office. I need what's inside. 180 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,610 You're asking me to rob a strip club? 181 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,640 I am. 182 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,720 Why? 183 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,440 This is a situation where the less you know, the better. 184 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,230 And what's in it for me? 185 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,870 If you wanna get ahead in business, 186 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,830 it's questions like that, asked in that way, 187 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:26,570 that you're gonna want to avoid. 188 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:30,000 Fuck you. Is that businesslike enough? 189 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:32,720 Listen, I don't like to give extraneous details. 190 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,300 There's a safe. And I need the contents. 191 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,210 Anything else would be extraneous or counterproductive. 192 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:43,560 However, I... I will admit that it is relevant to tell you 193 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,940 that I'm offering you ten percent of what's inside. 194 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,440 And what's on the inside? 195 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:49,990 That's where we get into the extraneous again. 196 00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:53,020 It's at my risk. I want 80%. 197 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,110 Oh, Jesus Christ. 198 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,320 As your boss, I hope I'm not gonna have to negotiate 199 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,960 every single time I ask you to do something. 200 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,900 - Fifty. - How about I ask somebody else to do it? 201 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,950 I'm gonna give you 25%. And that's it. 202 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,530 How about a nod? 203 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,660 Great. Thank you. 204 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:42,720 For a stripper job, 205 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,760 you probably should've come dressed a little more provocative. 206 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:52,220 You ever dance before? 207 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,070 A little bit. 208 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,860 Bullshit. 209 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,100 You're how old? 210 00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,980 Nineteen. 211 00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:04,270 - What year were you born? - 1998. 212 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:12,820 Stripping might be every girl's dream, but it might not be for every girl. 213 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,200 Read me? 214 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,620 Turn around. 215 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:25,170 Pull your pants up. 216 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,880 Up higher. Up more, up your ass. 217 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,260 Okay. 218 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,770 Might be something to work with. 219 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,810 Turn back around. 220 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,830 So there are two types of dances. Stage dance and a lap dance. 221 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:57,030 Now, stage dance, merely an advertisement for a lap dance. 222 00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:01,550 Stage dance, guys tossing singles up there, might be interested. 223 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,710 But his dick ain't necessarily hard. 224 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:08,260 A lap dance... now that's dancing around a hard dick. 225 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,630 And a hard dick presents opportunities. 226 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,130 You understand what I mean by that? 227 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,390 What do I mean by that? 228 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,560 I know what opportunities are. 229 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,560 Okay. 230 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,980 Well, you're no fucking beauty. You know that, right? 231 00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,610 Ain't necessarily a bad thing. 232 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,700 More important is, you know how to tease a man. 233 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200 Do you? 234 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,330 I don't know. 235 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:53,630 You tell me. 236 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,800 What do you think I'm thinking about? 237 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,390 Right now. 238 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,190 All right. 239 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,160 Move on to the audition part of the interview. 240 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,990 Go on. Close the door. 241 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,960 Well, it ain't gonna suck itself, sweetheart. 242 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,560 What the fuck? 243 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:17,940 I guess you're right. Stripping isn't for everyone. 244 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,630 Fuck! 245 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,820 - Hello? - I need two grand. 246 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:55,600 What? Two grand? No chance. 247 00:20:57,020 --> 00:21:00,250 - I got expenses. - What kind of expenses? 248 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,120 The club has cameras, an alarm system. 249 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,860 I'm gonna have to go during business hours. 250 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:08,420 You care to tell me exactly how you plan on doing that? 251 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:11,620 Yeah, it's really a situation where the less you know, the better. 252 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,300 Marty, you there? 253 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:24,170 Marty? 254 00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:28,720 Um, yeah. Whatever you need, it's fine. 255 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:47,840 Hey. I was just out on the lake, 256 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,250 - and there is this property and... - Um, listen, Wendy. 257 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,880 It's half-built, it's stalled and it's for sale. 258 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:55,260 - We gotta talk about something, please. - Look, I know... 259 00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,340 Um... Let me talk. 260 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:59,600 I should never have said that we should put the assets in my name. 261 00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:02,960 - But I really think we can launder money... - Wendy, this is about Jonah. 262 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,060 It could just be a phase. 263 00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:10,610 I mean, I remember 13-year-old boys. It's all raging hormones 264 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,730 - and unparalleled cluelessness. - Come on. Please. 265 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,690 Did you or any other 13-year-olds you know 266 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,610 go through a disemboweling-animals phase? 267 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,520 - That's ridiculous. - I just think he needs to find a friend. 268 00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:22,420 - Someone to hang out with. - He didn't have friends in Chicago. 269 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,820 No. Well, he just hasn't found his crowd yet. 270 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,460 - You're being soft. - I'm not being soft. 271 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,090 You are. You're minimizing the problem, 272 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,710 and you're rationalizing. That's what you accuse me of doing. 273 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,130 No, I'm giving Jonah the benefit of the doubt. 274 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,260 - And what am I doing? - Maybe you could do the same. 275 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,020 I'm concerned. Why should I feel guilty about that? 276 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,010 Well, I'm concerned! 277 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,640 - It doesn't sound like it. - He's messing with dead animals. 278 00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:46,230 - That's all we know. - That doesn't sound like you're concerned. 279 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:47,760 I think that's a pretty big deal. 280 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,680 What if he's killing these animals, too? 281 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:53,730 Okay, that would be... That would be very different. 282 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,230 Exactly, that'd be very different. It would be a thing, Wendy. 283 00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,820 A thing we'd potentially have to deal with the rest of our lives. 284 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:02,950 I don't think we need to go there, all right? 285 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,200 - Why not? - Not yet. 286 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:07,410 Why not? Because he's a sweet, gentle little boy. 287 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,960 - Quiet, please. Quiet. - He makes his mother Mother's Day cards 288 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:10,040 out of construction paper. 289 00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:11,880 I know he's a sweet boy, but he's a... 290 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:14,210 He can be a bit strange at times, can he not? 291 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,910 You can admit that, right? Every once in a while? 292 00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:19,460 Oh, my God. 293 00:23:20,370 --> 00:23:21,580 What? 294 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,080 What? 295 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:26,270 - The Langmores. - What about them? 296 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:29,520 I thought they were the ones with the dead animals. 297 00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:31,740 So I went over there and I threw a possum on their roof. 298 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,860 They're gonna think I'm fucking insane. 299 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,940 - You what? - It's this place, Marty. 300 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:39,890 - You threw a possum? - No, it's this place. It's this place! 301 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,150 I just... I just don't know if this is any kind of place to raise a kid, any kid. 302 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,650 Especially if... 303 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,030 If what? 304 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:55,660 What if it's genetic? 305 00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,470 - It's not that. - No, you know my brother's history. 306 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,970 Wendy, there's no way it's that. 307 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,970 This is a... a normal kid 308 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,890 that is having some sort of adolescent death fixation. 309 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,480 That's... that's normal. 310 00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:11,420 Yeah, but what if he's that... 311 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,440 you know, that strange, beautiful kid who... 312 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,800 one day goes and shoots up a high school? 313 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,020 What then? 314 00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:30,000 No, I, uh... I grew up coming here with my dad. 315 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:33,710 Just summers, from Chicago. But my mom hated it, though. 316 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,320 - Uh-huh. You got boats? - Mm. 317 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,120 Uh, not anymore. I'm more of a fly fisherman now. 318 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,800 - You know any anglers around here? - There's a few. Not many. 319 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:46,350 Well, if you know someone, 320 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:49,960 I'd be willing to pay them to show me spots where the water really moves, so... 321 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,670 How much you talking? 322 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,430 Uh... hundred bucks? 323 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:00,270 Robert Powell. 324 00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:02,310 Russ Langmore. 325 00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:05,650 - Good to meet you. - Oh, the pleasure's mine. 326 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,420 Am I in trouble? 327 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,510 No, it's not about being in trouble, sweetie. 328 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:24,430 No, you're not in trouble. Not at all. Um... 329 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,520 'Cause I didn't mean to do anything wrong or anything. 330 00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:29,020 I know. We just wanna talk to you about what's going on, you know. 331 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,350 Everyone's running in every different direction. It's, uh, you know... 332 00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:34,980 There's a lot... there's a lot going on. 333 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:38,640 And, uh... things can... It can be... 334 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,610 - Strange. - Yep. 335 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,610 And, um... it's a big adjustment, especially when you go to a town 336 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,540 where you don't know anybody except your own family. 337 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,940 It can be lonely. So... um... 338 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:56,150 Jonah, did you kill those animals? 339 00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:00,030 What? 340 00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:03,170 Are you kidding? 341 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,180 - Concerned, more like it. - I love animals. 342 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:07,620 I know. That's why it seemed so strange. 343 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:11,630 Did you know that turkey vultures have a wingspan of over six feet? 344 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,810 They feed on dead animals. 345 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,230 The carcasses give off a chemical that the vultures can smell over a mile away. 346 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:21,020 Jonah, are you saying... 347 00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:25,270 that you're dragging dead animals here to the house so you can study vultures? 348 00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:28,370 Yeah, if you cut their bellies a little bit... 349 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,610 the vultures will come swooping down at, like, 35 miles an hour. 350 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:37,870 I was really careful to wash my hands afterwards. 351 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,200 Oh, good. 352 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,800 I was trying to tell you before about that... 353 00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:47,880 that great big house on Sunrise Beach on Mile 18? 354 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,270 It's not the time to talk about this. 355 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:51,470 No, but... I mean, it's half-built and it's rotting, 356 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,980 - but can't you move money... - It's not the time to talk about this. 357 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,400 - Oh, come on! - I've had a long day 358 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:58,400 - and I'm late for something. - It's a good idea! 359 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,260 I know it. You know it. 360 00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:09,570 - Got that two grand? - Yeah, what's it for? 361 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,230 You don't want to know, Martin. Extraneous shit. 362 00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:14,900 All right. 363 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,670 What the fuck are you doing? 364 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:40,190 You're clear what we talked about? 365 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:43,760 - Don't worry. We got this. - Smoking stunts your growth. 366 00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:50,240 All right, listen, motherfuckers. If you deviate from the plan, 367 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:53,940 I'll take a dull fucking blade and cut y'all. 368 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,560 ♪ Ahh, ahh ♪ 369 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:34,410 ♪ Well, I suffer long ♪ 370 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,690 ♪ Through ill and woe ♪ 371 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,500 ♪ Done so many wrong ♪ 372 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,860 ♪ I don't even know ♪ 373 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:46,450 ♪ 'Cause I can't change... ♪ 374 00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:57,390 Report of shots fired at Lickety{\i0\i1}Splitz Night Club. 375 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,710 All units proceed with caution. 376 00:29:14,890 --> 00:29:16,410 Turn the music off! 377 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,580 Get off the stage! Ma'am, get off the stage! 378 00:29:19,610 --> 00:29:22,000 Shots fired? What the fuck? 379 00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:25,250 Who the hell said shots fired? There were no goddamn shots fired. 380 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,210 I wanna see a fucking warrant. Where the fuck are you going? 381 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,720 What? What is this? 382 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,620 Everybody, up. Back. Shut the fuck up. 383 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,590 Jesus. How old are you, son? 384 00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,460 All right, let's see some IDs. 385 00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:50,690 I want my fucking lawyer. 386 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,810 Somebody call my lawyer right fucking now. 387 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:03,120 Hey, what happened? Are you crazy? 388 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:05,830 I'm in here with the safe, but I can't get it open. 389 00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:06,750 Why not? 390 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:11,170 You really wanna know the ins and outs of a fucking Trako 5700 floor safe? 391 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,170 No, I don't. I want you to break into the safe and get me what's inside. 392 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,960 I can't. I just... I gotta get out. 393 00:30:17,210 --> 00:30:18,090 Wait a second. 394 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,880 Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 395 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:23,390 - How big is that safe? - I don't know. 396 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:24,980 Like the size of a microwave? 397 00:30:25,010 --> 00:30:27,410 Go around to the back door and meet me there in five minutes. 398 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,440 - No, I can't. I... - Just go. 399 00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:31,680 Five minutes. Wait for me. I'll be right there. 400 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,910 I mean, did you even have a fucking plan? 401 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:49,380 A stethoscope or a bobby pin at least? Jesus Christ. 402 00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:18,480 What the fuck did you trick me into? 403 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,480 25% of some worthless shit? 404 00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:24,150 Can you just shine the light down here, please? 405 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,750 If I get popped for this, I'll be sent away for years. 406 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:34,030 For what? 407 00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:37,050 - Did you hear me? - Just shine the fucking light. 408 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,410 - Give me the light. - Stupid ass. 409 00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:51,050 Oh, hang on. 410 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,770 This is good. 411 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,060 This is... This is good. 412 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,020 What is it? 413 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,440 This is good. 414 00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:11,320 That's very good. 415 00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:17,090 So I get to this beautiful running stream. 416 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,800 Just thick with grayling, trout, smooth bottom. 417 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:23,750 - Perfect water. Just cold as tits, right? - Uh-huh. 418 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,710 So I open my fly box. 419 00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:29,210 It's not my fly box. 420 00:32:30,130 --> 00:32:32,560 And it's empty. 421 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,230 What'd you do? 422 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:40,390 Okay, so, what, it's early morning, it's early June. 423 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,200 I improvised. I lean down. 424 00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:47,620 I'm wearing these socks, right? Black socks with a red stripe. 425 00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:50,000 So I start pulling on these socks. 426 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:53,250 I get about a foot of the thread, little bit of the red 427 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,360 and then I start wrapping it around the hook. 428 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,950 And when I'm done, I have this thing, it looks like... 429 00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:05,090 It looks like a bloody fucking spider that somebody stomped on or something. 430 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,810 But I figure, "What the fuck." 431 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,250 And? 432 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,140 Eight big browns, 12 rainbows, 433 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:12,570 in less than two hours. 434 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:13,880 Shit you not. 435 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,760 Ah, no such luck today. 436 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,570 - We missed the hatch. - Well, no worries. 437 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,450 It's just so good to be outside the city, you know. 438 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,480 St. Louis? 439 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480 Chicago. 440 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,690 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 441 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:32,190 What do you do in Chicago? 442 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,110 Retired Marine. 443 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:38,800 I got my pension before I got shot. Hallelujah. 444 00:33:38,830 --> 00:33:42,330 My old man wanted to be a Marine, but he was too much of a pussy. 445 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,000 He ended up Navy. 446 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,580 Always complaining. 447 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,290 Took it out on us. 448 00:33:52,590 --> 00:33:54,170 He fucking hated the service. 449 00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:56,930 Yeah, so did I. 450 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:00,140 I don't like being tied down, you know? 451 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:02,470 It's suffocating. 452 00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:07,320 And I just got out of a relationship with a freaking lunatic. 453 00:34:07,350 --> 00:34:08,900 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 454 00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:14,820 So, compared to that, not catching any fish is fucking paradise. 455 00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:17,360 - Yeah? - Yeah. 456 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,240 So, your ex... 457 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,830 She hot at least? 458 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,160 Not she. 459 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,080 He. 460 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:37,630 Don't worry. I only fuck guys that wanna get fucked. 461 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,020 There you go. 462 00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:49,740 Good morning. How did everybody sleep? 463 00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:51,240 - Hey. - Oh, thanks. 464 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:52,320 Mm-hmm. 465 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:54,660 How'd you guys sleep, huh? 466 00:34:54,690 --> 00:34:58,210 I slept very, very well. Look at this. 467 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,490 Great, thank you. 468 00:35:01,030 --> 00:35:03,950 Everybody, okay? Charlotte, you all right? 469 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,540 You do know that sound carries across water, don't you? 470 00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:13,540 What does that mean? 471 00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:16,980 It's not enough that you're criminals, but you gave us one chance, 472 00:35:17,010 --> 00:35:18,570 - a couple weeks ago... - We're not criminals. 473 00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:21,110 - To ask about the shit that went down. - What are you talking about? 474 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:23,510 And you threw a dead animal at somebody's house? 475 00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:28,030 Hey, that was supposed to be a private conversation. 476 00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,240 You used to say, "Do whatever you're gonna do, 477 00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:32,560 "as long as you're honest about it," right? 478 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,570 But are either of you honest? Ever? 479 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:39,050 When outright lies aren't spilling out of your mouths, 480 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,210 you're eating fucking pancakes, 481 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,920 - pretending everything's fine... - That's enough. 482 00:35:41,950 --> 00:35:45,870 When, really, last night you said you think Jonah might shoot up a school? 483 00:35:49,290 --> 00:35:51,760 - We were very concerned. - Very worried. 484 00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:54,100 - Jonah had an explanation... - Did you say it or not? 485 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:57,340 - Just tell the truth. - You think I'd shoot up a school? 486 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,440 - No, come on. Of course not. - No, sweetheart. It's just... 487 00:36:00,470 --> 00:36:02,550 Something you said. Right. 488 00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:06,560 Who said it? You or dad? 489 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,220 You think I'm weird, don't you? 490 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,910 - No. No. - No, I don't. 491 00:36:26,370 --> 00:36:27,720 Why should I believe anything you say 492 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:30,080 when you've been lying to me my entire life? 493 00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:46,480 I know. I'm grounded, no phone, no social media, no driver's license. 494 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:49,350 - I get it, okay? - No. Actually... 495 00:36:50,770 --> 00:36:51,770 you're right. 496 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,810 Wendy! 497 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,100 Wendy! 498 00:37:35,060 --> 00:37:37,830 No, it's really small. It reminds me of my hometown. 499 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:40,270 There is a complete lack of decent pizza. 500 00:37:41,570 --> 00:37:44,990 The best coffee is, get this... It's at the Piggly Wiggly. 501 00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:50,410 And everyone here is a Cards fan. And Jesus, it is hot. 502 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:53,510 God Almighty, it is hot. 503 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,120 It's not even July yet. 504 00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:58,350 And it's... it's really quiet. 505 00:37:58,380 --> 00:37:59,680 Which... 506 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:03,210 you know, can either be very calming or it can drive you batshit crazy. 507 00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:07,430 Anyway... I... 508 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:11,890 I... I know this is insane... 509 00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:16,140 but I just don't know who else to talk to. 510 00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:20,690 And honestly, I just wanted to hear your voice. 511 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,490 Bye. 512 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,340 Thank you. 513 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:55,520 The fuck are you doing here? 514 00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:58,570 I've come to buy your strip club. 515 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,270 Your titty bar. 516 00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:03,410 And they let you in, why? 517 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,910 Because I offered to post your bail. 518 00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:09,580 It was steep, too, with the pandering and endangering a minor, 519 00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:11,340 not once, but five times. 520 00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:13,620 Um... 521 00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:20,330 I think a fair price for the club is $200,000. 522 00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:26,180 And you think you can steal my fucking club 523 00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:28,690 by getting me tossed in jail? 524 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,050 I'm not stealing. I'm buying. 525 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,390 I ain't selling. 526 00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:40,440 Guard! 527 00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:43,120 I'm done here. 528 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:46,370 Let me ask you a question. When you went to post your own bail, 529 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,360 and you noticed that your accounts were offline... 530 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,070 did you stop to wonder why? 531 00:39:58,790 --> 00:40:00,080 Never mind. 532 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:10,310 Yeah, I don't think you're aware, but a few weeks ago I was in your club 533 00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:12,270 and I was talking to a few people that you employ 534 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:15,300 and I found out that you like to vacation in Panama. 535 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:20,650 I thought, "Why Panama? Why not Mexico or Belize?" 536 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,950 Unless it had something to do with the fact 537 00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:26,230 that Panama is a hub for money laundering. 538 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:28,820 I want my fucking lawyer! 539 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,250 You want the Panamanian lawyer? 540 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,000 The one that sets up the shell companies 541 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:36,030 for you to launder your money through your club? 542 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:43,340 I mean, what are the odds that we've both done considerable time in Panama? 543 00:40:43,370 --> 00:40:47,000 That's, like... What was it? That's three to one, at least. 544 00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:49,730 What are the odds that we both recognize 545 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,920 the value of the legal community in that country? 546 00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:54,680 It's five to one, I'll bet you. 547 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,610 But what are the odds that we would 548 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,150 both be drawn to the work of the contracts lawyers 549 00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:04,230 at the law firm of Machado Philipo? 550 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:08,690 Those odds are very long. 551 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:10,820 Yeah? 552 00:41:16,530 --> 00:41:19,800 - I ain't fucking talking to you. - It's okay. You can just listen. 553 00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:22,010 'Cause I'm just... I'm thinking out loud about... 554 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,970 how shell companies work, you know. The... the miracle, really, 555 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,930 that makes it possible to move money around 556 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,810 without countries being able to track it. 557 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,840 Uh, I'm just... I'm fascinated by it. 558 00:41:35,430 --> 00:41:38,230 What has me thoroughly taken 559 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:42,430 is how a man can own and operate a company... 560 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,910 without ever putting his name on it, 561 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:49,440 so that every move, every transaction, is perfectly undetectable. 562 00:41:50,770 --> 00:41:52,870 Think about that. How's that possible? 563 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,330 How, if you never put your name on a company, 564 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,280 do you ever even own the company? 565 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,750 I don't get it. I mean, it's something to ponder, isn't it? 566 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:05,220 I mean, that guy would have to be in possession, physical possession, 567 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:09,090 of that company's bearer shares. 568 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:12,340 Yeah? 569 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,770 The piece of paper? The deed to his empire? 570 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,220 It would all come down to that, wouldn't it? 571 00:42:21,350 --> 00:42:25,100 And if he was in possession of that piece of paper... 572 00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:27,730 where do you think he'd keep it? 573 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,320 You think he'd put it in a safe? 574 00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:36,780 In a manila envelope... 575 00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:42,330 in the false bottom of that safe? 576 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,930 Now, I don't go to church and I don't consider myself a Christian. 577 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,930 I don't consider myself anything, but I do like to think 578 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,020 that I follow a certain code. 579 00:42:54,050 --> 00:43:00,510 So, even though I now am in possession of that little piece of paper... 580 00:43:02,050 --> 00:43:06,100 I'm not gonna take your club. I'm gonna buy it. 581 00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:08,640 And as I said... 582 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:12,730 I'm able to make you a very fair offer. 583 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,400 So... 584 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:19,660 One seventy-five? 585 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:29,760 So, I... I know that a lot of you have been through a lot, and... 586 00:43:29,790 --> 00:43:31,220 and I appreciate your patience. 587 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:35,810 I... I won't take much of your time. I just wanted to simply introduce myself. 588 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,980 My name is... is Marty Byrde and, as of now, 589 00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:43,190 I'm the proud owner of this gentlemen's club. 590 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:46,650 Uh, I'm not gonna stand up here and disparage your former boss. 591 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,030 You all know that this club was breaking laws. 592 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,410 Uh, the one thing that I... 593 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,280 that I wanna say, I wanna make crystal clear is that, 594 00:43:53,310 --> 00:43:55,320 you know, you all have rights. 595 00:43:56,230 --> 00:43:58,910 You have the right to self-esteem. 596 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,840 - That's right. - The right to self-respect. 597 00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:02,630 Not to mention the respect of the customers, 598 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:05,550 the respect of the employers, myself included. 599 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:07,800 - Yeah. - Yeah? I'm just... 600 00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:10,680 I'm happy to say that, uh, things are changing around here. 601 00:44:10,710 --> 00:44:11,930 All for the better. 602 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,630 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, in short... 603 00:44:14,170 --> 00:44:17,720 none of you are... are ever gonna have to give another blowjob again. 604 00:44:21,590 --> 00:44:24,260 How the hell do you expect us to make a living then? 605 00:44:24,890 --> 00:44:26,350 Mm-hmm. 606 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:35,780 - Here's fine. - No, no, no. I can pull up your driveway. 607 00:44:35,810 --> 00:44:37,270 I've got plenty of gas. 608 00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:41,650 So, uh, how about tomorrow? 609 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,500 I'm busy tomorrow. 610 00:44:43,530 --> 00:44:46,740 Okay. Well, how about the day after that? 611 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:50,200 - I gotta check. Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 612 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,120 Whoa. 613 00:44:55,670 --> 00:44:57,920 What in the hell is that? 614 00:44:58,630 --> 00:44:59,960 Bobcats. Uh... 615 00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:02,760 Whoa. Whoa. 616 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,470 Hey. I'm Robert. 617 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:13,200 - Ruth. - Oh, don't you work at the Blue Cat? 618 00:45:13,230 --> 00:45:16,020 I thought I saw you there. Hey, man. 619 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:22,530 Hey, think about the day after tomorrow. 620 00:45:23,450 --> 00:45:26,110 I mean, if it's about money, I can pay you more. 621 00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:29,740 Like I said, I... I gotta check. 622 00:45:30,290 --> 00:45:32,370 Okay. See you. 623 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:36,430 Check what? 624 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:39,040 Turning down money ain't like you. 625 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,850 Why you turning down money? Money for what? 626 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,850 Shut up, Boyd. He's a fucking fag. 627 00:45:55,890 --> 00:45:58,950 Okay. Here's your seven grand. 628 00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:01,750 That's 25% of last night's take at the club. 629 00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:05,320 - Beats washing dishes, huh? - Don't act like this is a fucking gift. 630 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:10,030 You ever say, "Thank you"? Those words? In your life? 631 00:46:11,030 --> 00:46:12,450 I fucking earned this. 632 00:46:13,910 --> 00:46:15,540 I'll take that as a no. 633 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Thank you. 634 00:46:22,670 --> 00:46:26,130 - I see a man who could use a beer. - Ugh. You see correctly. 635 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:29,570 Uh, I've got some good news and some bad news. 636 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,780 Um... start with the good news. 637 00:46:31,810 --> 00:46:34,280 Uh, I have invested in another business, 638 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:36,950 so I'm gonna be out of your hair for a little bit. 639 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:39,280 And, um... the bad news is that, uh... 640 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:41,410 I'm gonna be back here, uh, in a little bit 641 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,940 to watch the game, after which you'll likely be 50 bucks lighter. 642 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:50,340 Well, unfortunately, during game time, I will be elsewhere. 643 00:46:50,370 --> 00:46:53,300 A little local tradition. 644 00:46:53,330 --> 00:46:56,430 Sunday night, while we're watching the game of the week, 645 00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,860 she's getting her fuck of the week. 646 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:04,100 Sunday nights I go down to the Rusty Hull and drink some tequila. 647 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:07,050 And then, around ten o'clock, Minnie Riperton comes on that jukebox. 648 00:47:07,590 --> 00:47:09,730 Some young local thing gets me to slow dance. 649 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,200 Four out of five, he's gonna slip his hand down the back of my jeans. 650 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:14,150 And if he is cute... 651 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:15,390 I'll let him. 652 00:47:18,810 --> 00:47:19,700 Oh, hey. 653 00:47:19,730 --> 00:47:21,990 - Hey. - What'll you have? 654 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:24,650 - I'll have a Miller Lite. - Um, okay. 655 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:27,790 Two, three, go! 656 00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:29,620 One, two, three, go! 657 00:47:29,650 --> 00:47:30,960 Ha! Ha! 658 00:47:32,530 --> 00:47:34,120 Okay. One, two, three... 659 00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:47,420 - One, two, three, go! - Yep. Told ya... 660 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:09,900 Ha! Gotcha! 661 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:12,740 One, two, three, go! 662 00:48:23,330 --> 00:48:25,890 Hi, it's Gary Silverberg. 663 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,050 Please leave a detailed message after the beep. 664 00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:06,220 I've been trying to tell you since yesterday 665 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:09,220 about that half-built house on Sunrise Beach. 666 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:11,340 Mm-hmm. What about it? 667 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:15,220 Well, I used the money from the Chicago house and I bought it. 668 00:49:16,470 --> 00:49:19,940 Now, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you can inflate construction costs 669 00:49:19,970 --> 00:49:21,130 and launder money through it. 670 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,740 And quite frankly, I don't give a shit if you like it or not. 671 00:49:24,770 --> 00:49:26,520 'Cause I feel pretty good about it. 672 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,980 It's a good idea, and I did it for our family. 673 00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:33,650 What'd you do today... 674 00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:36,240 for our family? 675 00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:45,420 Bought a strip club. 676 00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:57,550 - Name. - Bobby Dean for Jacob. 677 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:38,720 Darlene? 678 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:42,810 Could we have a couple of glasses, please? Some lemonade? Thank you. 679 00:50:58,660 --> 00:50:59,960 Hello? 680 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:03,210 It says, "Wendy" on my father's phone. 681 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,580 I think you knew him. I... I'm sure you did. 682 00:51:07,290 --> 00:51:09,260 We all have lots of questions about his death, 683 00:51:09,290 --> 00:51:11,600 and I was wondering if you maybe had any information. 684 00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,220 How'd they treat you down there? 685 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,640 Oh, you know... 686 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:23,100 You speak to Sheriff Nix? 687 00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:26,850 - My lawyer did. - What'd he say? 688 00:51:28,350 --> 00:51:30,270 What lawyers say, I guess. 689 00:51:33,230 --> 00:51:34,320 This Marty Byrde... 690 00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:41,580 - I don't know what to tell you about him. - Financial planner. Comes from Chicago. 691 00:51:41,610 --> 00:51:43,370 Appears in Lake Ozark. 692 00:51:44,950 --> 00:51:47,660 Sounds like something from a newspaper headline. 693 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,330 I'll work it out. 694 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,020 What else do you know about him? 695 00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:58,880 Besides he washes money? 696 00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:05,220 How'd he come to know that's what you were doing? 697 00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:09,850 - That's just it. I... - Sprung a leak? 698 00:52:11,730 --> 00:52:13,730 I mean, but... who? 699 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,940 That's what I'm asking. 700 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:21,950 Darlene! 701 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:24,620 More lemonade, please. 702 00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:34,510 Redneck and a hillbilly are strolling along a country lane, 703 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,590 talking about the Garden of Eden. 704 00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:41,260 The redneck, drinking whiskey as he walks... 705 00:52:43,050 --> 00:52:46,600 believes that Adam and Eve had every right to take that apple... 706 00:52:47,930 --> 00:52:50,930 for, if God were kind... 707 00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:56,190 why would he forbid them from partaking in that delicious fruit? 708 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,740 The hillbilly listens and nods. 709 00:53:01,950 --> 00:53:06,740 Then the redneck finishes the bottle and throws it onto the path. 710 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,160 When the hillbilly frowns... 711 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,580 the redneck says, "Judge not, lest ye be judged." 712 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:20,020 When the hillbilly frowns again, 713 00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:24,630 redneck says, "You judge doubly, you sin twice." 714 00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:30,680 Whereupon God smites the redneck dead. 715 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,810 Hillbilly... 716 00:53:37,190 --> 00:53:39,400 forever silent and diligent... 717 00:53:40,070 --> 00:53:42,110 digs the redneck's grave... 718 00:53:42,690 --> 00:53:46,250 fashions a humble tombstone from the empty bottle, 719 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,570 and walks on. 720 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:50,540 That eve... 721 00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:57,000 he witnesses the most beautiful sunset ever 'fore made. 722 00:54:04,130 --> 00:54:05,190 Ah. 723 00:54:05,220 --> 00:54:06,770 - Oh! Oh! - Oh. 724 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,980 - Oh, Jesus. Oh... I... I... - Lord, I am sorry. 725 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,060 Fucking redneck. 726 00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:15,790 - What are you doing? - You're supposed to be in bed. 727 00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:22,000 Is this how you do it? 728 00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,090 It's part of it. 729 00:55:29,090 --> 00:55:30,680 Could you explain all of it? 730 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:38,810 Okay. 731 00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:43,020 Money Laundering 101. Let's start with this. 732 00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:47,790 Let's say you come across a suitcase with five million bucks in it. 733 00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:48,990 What would you buy? 734 00:55:50,570 --> 00:55:53,410 A sports car? A yacht? A mansion? 735 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,760 Well, too bad, the IRS won't let you buy anything of value...